"hey what’s the date?"
OK THIS IS REALLY BAD BECAUSE IT TOOK ME ABOUT A MINUTE TO REALIZE WHAT WAS WRONG.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption